Sunday, June 22, 2014

#3 - Shanghai, China Reasons

The third set of reasons are.....

#3 - Reason why i will NOT miss Shanghai, China

bodily fluids everywhere....i just cringe typing it....by this i mean things that come out of every orifice of the body...poeple picking noses and faces and ears, and pooping and peeing...it's enough to make you want to add to the pile with vomit....sorry...i really don't like this aspect of china....and this is the main reason why i have a second set of reasons below...of why i will miss china....sorry to be so gross...but it's just.....GROSS!!!!!


funniest thing about this sign was, and i couldn't get it in the shot, that it is literally pointing to the ground...and underneath it, a pile of bodily fluids....bleh...i just couldn't take the shot....



where else would you find a restaurant called the toilet restaurant...okay...it's a korean chain....but really...served in urinals and toilet shaped glasses and dishes...most things have a poo-type consistency....but i guess i am one to talk, as i went there :)


yeah...i have never seen one of these in china....but i think they would benefit...street cleaners are out doing their work...quite well i might add...but i really do feel bad for them having to clean up bodily fluids...it's part of their job....gross.....


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#3 - Reason why I will miss Shanghai, China 
interesting translations from chinese to english...many times these give me a chuckle...love them :)  these are some of my favorites over the years.....


what is one "hore" level I ask you???? hmmmmmm....should this be a game for kids???? funny thing is, i saw some kids buy the same exact t-shirt a few minutes after i took the picture....lovin it!!!



one of the all time favorites....what?!?!?! both shirts figured prominently into the front advertising of the store.....hmmmmmm....which would you choose????


after showing some specific friends this picture...all of them wanted to know what they needed to do to get the same position....i don't think anyone called to find out....but....
 

huh????  this was on the grass in a friend's compound...no idea what they were going for....although the chinese really don't like having people on the grass in their compounds...messes them up....
 

i think i'll have the watermelon flavor....yummy!!!!
 

every time i look at this one, i laugh out loud.... a bit blurry, but it says "farewell my concubine"...would you be able to eat the turtle???? no way....


last but not least, grilled kinky....hmmmmmmm.....i guess some people like their kinky grilled??? ha!!

1 comment:

Phil Kent said...

Dani,

This only adds to the picture being painted for me in the book I am reading called The Master of Rain, which takes place in Shanghai in the 1920's. Thanks for the laughs! Safe travels!

Phil